More Questions for Justin Bieber

Dear Justin,

Now that I've heard your single on the radio, I'd like to answer my question (Who is Justin Bieber?) with another question:

Are you a twelve year old song-boy singing about adult relationships with shawtys in laundrymats?

Also, about your hair in the video....

Here, you are in a laundry mat which is indoors. But, your hair is being blown forward by that same windstorm on your album cover?

Here, you are outside (better chances here for wind). But still, your hair seems to be reacting to weather that just doesn't seem to exist?

Here, you are hugging a bunch of puppies (I'll need a whole other post for this because you can't hug puppies and use the word "shawty" in the same song). But, more importantly, your hair is still caught up in that damn wind storm. I hope the puppies are going to be okay.

While scrolling through the comments on your video, I found another confused listener.

TheFloley agrees with me. In fact, TheFloley is obviously so frustrated with your hair, that TheFloley didn't finish the comment.