Brooke Does Not Know Best

Now, I've watched my fair share of "Hogan Knows Best" and "Brooke Knows Best". And, I think I know enough about the Hogans:

1. Hulk/Terri pretends to be over-protective so the reality show will have a story line



2. Brother Nick is oddly talented but no one can remember why....and he ultimately gets arrested for it.



3. And the whole time there is a weird mother/daughter look-a-like contest going on in the background (which I'm pretty sure the whole world wanted to grab Brooke and shake her for).



4. And who couldn't smell divorce all over this?
   

This is all probably more than I care to admit that I know about the Hogans....and it's embarrassing. But, you know what? I also watch "Reba" in hopes to catch the season where Barbara Jean is thin. I've seen one episode - now I WANT TO SEE THE REST!!!! Why won't they play them???!!!

Now that I've revealed the skeletons on my DVR list, let's talk about this:

PLEASE. Everyone knows that under-boobage and rib cages are not things we see on Brooke Hogan. The only thing honest about this album cover is the over-processed wig and the ability to look like a 55 year old coug....just like her mom...(cougs cougs cougs).

I knew Brooke came out with an album. But NO ONE told me that she decided to be a half-naked magical forest creature on her CD cover. That's just not acceptable. Brooke, when it comes to self-promotion, you do not know best. Half-naked magical forest creatures don't sell albums. Especially when your right hand looks more like a unicorn hoof.