5 Good Reasons for me to Block You on Facebook

1. Hourly updates about how much of your “to-do” list have been accomplished or what your cute little kitty just did.
2. I refuse to be guilted into becoming a fan of your father’s brother’s cousin’s start-up t-shirt company.
3. Do you really think I will enjoy seeing a picture of myself doing questionable things?? Instead of feverishly un-tagging myself from your albums, I’d rather just block you.
4. The comment box is for short comments. Not entire conversations between you and your sister during which you make plans for dinner next Tuesday. If you aren’t careful, I will follow the driving directions you provided for the world to see and give you a good reason to never do it again.
5. "So-and-so just bitch slapped you" or "so-and-so just gave you a cucumber for your vegetable garden"....WHAT? Isn't poking enough? I don't want to participate.
6. Your turn! Tell me what bugs you about Facebook.