The City

As if The Hills wasn’t enough to satisfy the tweeny-bopper in all of us, we need to have a transcontinental knockoff?!?! I tried watching the show and got annoyed because Whitney Port annoys me – and it is her show. So, shame on me for not seeing that one coming….

But apart from being annoyed, I was also confused and frustrated because in the episode that I happened to catch, I spent a good 10 minutes trying to figure out what the hell was on Whitney’s head:



On one hand I think it is cute, but on the other hand it looks like she might have suffered a massive head wound. But I think it is a step up from this:


That is a headdress made of fake flowers, people. And if I am not mistaken, there is a feather or two hanging off of the left side. I know what you are thinking, and no, it isn't a costume party - or a Renaissance Festival. I am pretty sure that The City is a show about Whitney Port's experiences in the cut-throat New York fashion world. So I ask you - after seeing this, how can I take that show seriously?