1. If you are female, female bartenders won’t serve you. Male bartenders wont either unless you (a) have slept with them, or (b) are exposing massive amounts of cleavage
2. You are thirsty. Mostly because of reason #1 above, but also because men won’t buy you drinks unless you (a) are willing to sleep with them, or (b) are exposing massive amounts of cleavage
3. VIP means that someone put a rope around three random chairs next to the dance floor
4. Red Bull Vodka flows like water
5. Everyone is blonde (well, men just have highlights)
6. Everyone is 21 (well, they act/dress like it)
7. It's New Years Eve in North Carolina. It is cold outside. But for some reason everyone around you is dressed like they are in South Beach, Miami
8. Straight men have rhinestones on their t-shirts
9. Lady Gaga is on permanent rotation
10. Depending on where you are, you might find that your bar also conveniently includes a bowling alley… or a movie theater – in case you get bored
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